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- http://www.theonion.com/onion2917/text2917/porkchart.html
- ONE FOR THE KIDS!!!! (17 Sep 1996) Permalink
- Dalai Lama Decks Photographer In Disco Melee
- Hot news about the Dalai Lama - I can't believe it (10 Oct 1996) Permalink
- New 'Small 'n' Flaccid' Ad Campaign Least Successful Ever
- oi, yoz, tell us a joke (25 Feb 1997) Permalink
- Rules Grammar Change: English Traditional Replaced To Be New Syntax With
- The message is clear: We must fuck up the mix, or all is lost. (13 Mar 1997) Permalink
- Pharmaceutical Company Says Its New Anti-Depressant Is 'Worthless And Dumb'
- (18 Apr 1997) Permalink
- U.S. Techno-Industrial Base Eroding Due To Foreign Competition
- (18 Apr 1997) Permalink
- Fox Defends Airing Of When Jews Attack
- (18 Apr 1997) Permalink
- Index of /onion3119
- ha ha ha it is to laugh. (23 May 1997) Permalink
- Bill Gates Grants Self 18 Dexterity, 20 Charisma
- (22 Jun 1997) Permalink
- Community Leaders Outraged Over Porn Video"This Tape Contained No 'All-Anal Action' As Promised," Say Concerned Parents
- I loved this. (4 Jul 1997) Permalink
- Index of /onion3123
- (9 Jul 1997) Permalink
- Tell Me Now If You Don't Want To See My Penis
- (30 Jul 1997) Permalink
- the ONION | 6 August 1997
- (7 Aug 1997) Permalink
- the ONION | 13 August 1997
- turns my bird (15 Aug 1997) Permalink
- You're Going Go Love My Balls
- Lowell's genitals...part II (16 Oct 1997) Permalink
- 'Midwest' Discovered Between East, West Coasts
- at last! (26 Oct 1997) Permalink
- Nike To Cease Manufacturing Products: 'From Now On, We'll Focus On Just Making Ads,' Says CEO
- (31 Oct 1997) Permalink
- Report: Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids
- (31 Oct 1997) Permalink
- U.S. Dept. Of Retro Warns: 'We May Be Running Out Of Past'
- meme horizon makes the newspaper of record (10 Nov 1997) Permalink
- Ask A Bee
- onionheaded (3 Dec 1997) Permalink
- Super-Fun Nativity Playset For Christmas
- let this cheer you (27 Dec 1997) Permalink
- The Onion's 1997 Man of The Year
- oh, and jones... (27 Dec 1997) Permalink
- New $5,000 Multimedia Computer System Downloads Real-Time TV Programs, Displays Them On Monitor
- one unrelated thought: why don't americans have electric kettles? (11 Mar 1998) Permalink
- It's True (Or Drew) Love!
- (27 Mar 1998) Permalink
- School Shooting Solves All Of Troubled Youth's Problems
- Inappropriate humour (22 May 1998) Permalink
- Evil Genius Gates Drops Windows 98 Into NYC Water Supply
- Speshly for Anno (3 Jun 1998) Permalink
- Miss Teen USA Seizes Crown, Declares Self Miss Teen USA For Life
- (11 Jun 1998) Permalink
- West-Wing Tech-Support Crew Be A Buncha Wack Bitches
- herbert kornfeld's back an he's gonna Bruce Lee yo ass (25 Jun 1998) Permalink
- Onion Parent Corner Presents | Protecting Your Kids From Inappropriate On-Line Material
- Hey, you might not have seen it already (29 Jul 1998) Permalink
- Girl, He's No Good For You
- Nice idea, but Smoove B always wins (16 Aug 1998) Permalink
- Ask A Salmon
- fish (17 Aug 1998) Permalink
- Local Teen 'Definitely' Going To Burning Man Next Year
- when chris depressed, chris turns to onion for jollies (10 Sep 1998) Permalink
- Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
- more onion (2 Oct 1998) Permalink
- Don't Feel Sad, I'm In Heaven Now, Singing With The Pretty Angels
- oh my god they can't get away with this (4 Oct 1998) Permalink
- FBI Discontinues Surveillance Of Rockwell
- sheer class (14 Oct 1998) Permalink
- Consumer-Product Diversity Now Exceeds Biodiversity
- the onion gets it right again (21 Oct 1998) Permalink
- Purple Neon Light Around License Plate Lures Potential Mate
- classic (28 Oct 1998) Permalink
- Study: U.S. Pets' Healthcare Better Than Rwandan Humans'
- the onion hits the mark once more (5 Nov 1998) Permalink
- Human-Resources Bitches Be Makin' Me Take Vacation Days
- C'mon, muthafucka. Step to me. Fuckin' STEP TO ME. (13 Nov 1998) Permalink
- Report: Swelling Hippie Herds Pose Threat To Delicate Freakosystem
- yet more onion (9 Dec 1998) Permalink
- First-Amendment Bug Removed From Bill Of Rights 2.0
- welcome back... (13 Jan 1999) Permalink
- Pantene Introduces New Behavioral Conditioner
- welcome back... (13 Jan 1999) Permalink
- Lewinsky Subpoenaed To Re-Blow Clinton On Senate Floor: 'We Must Know Exactly What Happened,' Say Legislators
- endlessonion (4 Feb 1999) Permalink
- Study: Sniffing Glue Proven Effective In Treatment Of Adolescent Boredom
- this I loved (4 Feb 1999) Permalink
- Apple Employee Fired For Thinking Different
- Ah, onion (24 Feb 1999) Permalink
- Onion's A.V. Club | Archives | Outing with N.W.A.
- the important work N.W.A members have done over the years to legitimize outing (22 Mar 1999) Permalink
- Single Marine Sent Back In Time To Resolve Kosovo Crisis | Will Assassinate Ottoman Emperor In 1389 A.D.
- The Onion does Kosovo (31 Mar 1999) Permalink
- American Focus | Should The U.S. Impose Limits On Incredibly Stupid Shit?
- (24 Jun 1999) Permalink
- Columbine Jocks Safely Resume Bullying
- scarily accurate. As ever. (8 Sep 1999) Permalink
- Clinton Molested By Visiting Uncle
- LOL (15 Sep 1999) Permalink