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- http://www.theonion.com/onion2917/text2917/porkchart.html
- ONE FOR THE KIDS!!!! (17 Sep 1996) Permalink
- 'Midwest' Discovered Between East, West Coasts
- at last! (26 Oct 1997) Permalink
- 37 Record-Store Clerks Feared Dead In Yo La Tengo Concert Disaster
- I like the not very subtle allusions to list making and hoarding (10 Apr 2002) Permalink
- 8-Year-Old Accidentally Exercises Second Amendment Rights
- God bless the NRA! ;-) (15 Aug 2001) Permalink
- A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
- there's only one place left to turn (4 Oct 2001) Permalink
- American Focus | Should The U.S. Impose Limits On Incredibly Stupid Shit?
- (24 Jun 1999) Permalink
- Apple Employee Fired For Thinking Different
- Ah, onion (24 Feb 1999) Permalink
- Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People
- inevitably, the onion (8 Dec 1999) Permalink
- Area Girlfriend Still Hasn't Seen Apocalypse Now
- superb new onion (1 Mar 2000) Permalink
- Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television
- I'm off to buy one right now. (10 Feb 2000) Permalink
- Ask A Bee
- onionheaded (3 Dec 1997) Permalink
- Ask A Chat Room
- predictable mailing of funny Onion article (30 Sep 1999) Permalink
- Ask A Salmon
- fish (17 Aug 1998) Permalink
- Baby, You Mean The World Of Warcraft To Me | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
- And I had no idea Betteridge was writing for the Onion now: (26 Apr 2006) Permalink
- Bill Gates Grants Self 18 Dexterity, 20 Charisma
- (22 Jun 1997) Permalink
- Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
- that life, onion, imitation meme, only really rather scary (7 Oct 2001) Permalink
- Childbirth To Be Area Woman's Least Painful Interaction With Daughter | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
- Talk about *dark*. (26 Apr 2006) Permalink
- Clinton Molested By Visiting Uncle
- LOL (15 Sep 1999) Permalink
- Clinton Threatens To Drop Da Bomb On Iraq
- (27 Oct 1999) Permalink
- Columbine Jocks Safely Resume Bullying
- scarily accurate. As ever. (8 Sep 1999) Permalink
- Community Leaders Outraged Over Porn Video"This Tape Contained No 'All-Anal Action' As Promised," Say Concerned Parents
- I loved this. (4 Jul 1997) Permalink
- Consumer-Product Diversity Now Exceeds Biodiversity
- the onion gets it right again (21 Oct 1998) Permalink
- Corpse-Reanimation Technology Still 10 Years Off, Say MIT Mad Scientists
- "They said we were mad to attempt such an unholy ambition by the century's end. Fools! Fools, all of them! However, in this case, they were actually right." (18 Jan 2001) Permalink
- Dalai Lama Decks Photographer In Disco Melee
- Hot news about the Dalai Lama - I can't believe it (10 Oct 1996) Permalink
- Darling, Will You Spend The Next Six To Ten Years With Me?
- (9 Jan 2001) Permalink
- DJ QBert and Q*Bert co-creator Jeff Lee
- (28 Jan 2002) Permalink
- Don't Feel Sad, I'm In Heaven Now, Singing With The Pretty Angels
- oh my god they can't get away with this (4 Oct 1998) Permalink
- Energetic Self-Starter Instantly Despised By Co-Workers
- (2 Oct 2000) Permalink
- Evil Genius Gates Drops Windows 98 Into NYC Water Supply
- Speshly for Anno (3 Jun 1998) Permalink
- Factual Error Found On Internet
- (23 May 2002) Permalink
- FBI Discontinues Surveillance Of Rockwell
- sheer class (14 Oct 1998) Permalink
- Federal Judge Rules Parker Brothers Holds Monopoly Monopoly
- (20 Apr 2000) Permalink
- First-Amendment Bug Removed From Bill Of Rights 2.0
- welcome back... (13 Jan 1999) Permalink
- Fox Defends Airing Of When Jews Attack
- (18 Apr 1997) Permalink
- Frank_gehry_no_longer.jpg
- "Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids." genius. (9 Oct 2002) Permalink
- Freedoms Curtailed In Defense Of Liberty
- as usual, the onion puts it best (12 Oct 2001) Permalink
- Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades - The Onion
- (28 Sep 2004) Permalink
- Girl, He's No Good For You
- Nice idea, but Smoove B always wins (16 Aug 1998) Permalink
- God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
- "Refugees Moved From Sewage-Contaminated Superdome To Hellhole Of Houston" (7 Sep 2005) Permalink
- Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
- best onion in a while (31 Aug 2005) Permalink
- Guests Forced To Pretend Wedding A Good Thing
- The URL you're looking for (5 Jul 2001) Permalink
- Hang In There! You Live In The Richest Nation In The World!
- "You know that old saying, 'Life begins at 40'? Well, not in Sierra Leone! The life expectancy there is 38!" (2 Nov 2001) Permalink
- Human-Resources Bitches Be Makin' Me Take Vacation Days
- C'mon, muthafucka. Step to me. Fuckin' STEP TO ME. (13 Nov 1998) Permalink
- Index of /onion3119
- ha ha ha it is to laugh. (23 May 1997) Permalink
- Index of /onion3123
- (9 Jul 1997) Permalink
- It's True (Or Drew) Love!
- (27 Mar 1998) Permalink
- Kevin Bacon Linked To Al-Qaeda (kevin_bacon_linked_t2.jpg)
- Seeing the image can't make the joke even better, but still. (31 Oct 2002) Permalink
- Kid Rock Starves To Death: MP3 Piracy Blamed
- MP3 piracy of copyrighted music claimed another victim (17 May 2000) Permalink
- Let Us Freak
- and there will also be peas. (30 Oct 2001) Permalink
- Lewinsky Subpoenaed To Re-Blow Clinton On Senate Floor: 'We Must Know Exactly What Happened,' Say Legislators
- endlessonion (4 Feb 1999) Permalink
