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- Local Prostitutes Eagerly Await Dentists' Convention
- I was just reading this when I got forwarded this (2 Feb 2000) Permalink
- Local Teen 'Definitely' Going To Burning Man Next Year
- when chris depressed, chris turns to onion for jollies (10 Sep 1998) Permalink
- Local Teen Definitely Going To Burning Man Next Year
- It's Stef last year! (6 Sep 2000) Permalink
- Miss Teen USA Seizes Crown, Declares Self Miss Teen USA For Life
- (11 Jun 1998) Permalink
- Mothership Accidentally Descends On Hootie Concert
- (27 Oct 1999) Permalink
- My Brother Is Going To Love This Forwarded List Of Lawyer Jokes
- (8 Nov 2000) Permalink
- National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue
- I love the recurring P-Funk articles (27 Oct 1999) Permalink
- New $5,000 Multimedia Computer System Downloads Real-Time TV Programs, Displays Them On Monitor
- one unrelated thought: why don't americans have electric kettles? (11 Mar 1998) Permalink
- New 'Small 'n' Flaccid' Ad Campaign Least Successful Ever
- oi, yoz, tell us a joke (25 Feb 1997) Permalink
- New E-Toilet To Revolutionize On-Line Shitting
- an unbelieveable concentration of data/feaces related puns (7 Oct 1999) Permalink
- New Study Too Frightening To Release
- The Onion does it again... I pissed myself at this (13 Nov 1999) Permalink
- Nike To Cease Manufacturing Products: 'From Now On, We'll Focus On Just Making Ads,' Says CEO
- (31 Oct 1997) Permalink
- Non-Controversial Christ Painting Under Fire From Art Community
- the onion staff clearly settling into their new digs... (17 Jun 2001) Permalink
- Onion 2056
- americacorp.biz 2056! (22 Jun 2005) Permalink
- Onion A.V. Club | David Lee Roth
- YEAH (21 Jun 2002) Permalink
- Onion A.V. Club | Neal Pollack
- Dawson's Creek made my day in the 2 minutes I saw it this morning, due to the bit featured halfway down this page (13 Aug 2003) Permalink
- Onion Archives | News In Brief
- (third item) Quoting is fundamentally lame cliche in the place of original humour. (1 Apr 2003) Permalink
- Onion Parent Corner Presents | Protecting Your Kids From Inappropriate On-Line Material
- Hey, you might not have seen it already (29 Jul 1998) Permalink
- Onion | Bush Offers Taxpayers Another $300 If We Go To War
- too true to be entirely funny (6 Mar 2003) Permalink
- Onion | Grad Student Deconstructs Take-Out Menu
- from '91 to about '98, this was my life (24 Jul 2002) Permalink
- Onion | I Didn't Mean To Lead You On By Fucking You
- onion genius (11 Dec 2002) Permalink
- Onion | Infographic - Elian's Schedule
- more elian tomfoolery (26 Apr 2000) Permalink
- Onion | Infographic - Penalizing Microsoft
- Anyone here like^H^H^H^Hhate Gates?! (23 Nov 1999) Permalink
- Onion | Infographic - The Return Of Michael Jordan
- there's only one place left to turn (4 Oct 2001) Permalink
- Onion | Infographic - The Segway
- we've all seen this, yes? (13 Dec 2001) Permalink
- Onion | Internet Collapses Under Sheer Weight Of Baby Pictures
- ;-) (28 Jul 2004) Permalink
- Onion | Kim Jong Il Unfolds Into Giant Robot
- class (24 Jan 2003) Permalink
- Onion | Maybe I Can Impress Her With My Holy Grail Quotes
- Quoting is fundamentally lame cliche in the place of original humour. (1 Apr 2003) Permalink
- Onion | Mom Finds Out About Blog
- hahah... "computer diary" (12 Nov 2003) Permalink
- Onion | Muscleman Put In Charge Of World's Fifth-Largest Economy
- Droll (27 Oct 2003) Permalink
- Onion | New Fox Reality Show To Determine Ruler Of Iraq
- "Fox executives Monday unveiled their latest reality-TV venture, Appointed By America, a new series in which contestants vie for the top spot in Iraq's post-war government." (23 Apr 2003) Permalink
- Onion | No One Makes It To Burning Man Festival
- Oh, they've gone and redesigned. New headline font looks similar but worse, with horrible aliasing. And, as you can see by the URL, they've broken the permalinks. (27 Aug 2003) Permalink
- Onion | Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them
- Onion does it again (16 Sep 2003) Permalink
- Onion | TV Listings
- (22 Sep 1999) Permalink
- Onion | U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections
- just as we were having an office joke about the candyman (30 Jan 2003) Permalink
- Onion | W's First Hundred Days
- "Sixty-three percent of the American people approve of the job Bush is doing. Then again, 98 percent of the American people are fucking morons." (2 May 2001) Permalink
- Onion | Wall Street's Wild Ride
- I'm with Rick Munz, Bartender on this one... (17 Apr 2000) Permalink
- Onion | What Do You Think? - London Bombings
- (29 Jul 2005) Permalink
- Onion | Who Will Bring Closure To A Grieving Nation?
- The onion hits bullseye on two haddock threads *at once* (11 Sep 2002) Permalink
- Onion's A.V. Club | Archives | Outing with N.W.A.
- the important work N.W.A members have done over the years to legitimize outing (22 Mar 1999) Permalink
- Onion, The | Project Manager Leaves Suicide PowerPoint Presentation
- Skip most of the article and look at the slides (14 Feb 2005) Permalink
- Onion, The | U.S. Inspires World With Attempt At Democratic Election
- This is perhaps a better summary (5 Nov 2004) Permalink
- Pantene Introduces New Behavioral Conditioner
- welcome back... (13 Jan 1999) Permalink
- Pharmaceutical Company Says Its New Anti-Depressant Is 'Worthless And Dumb'
- (18 Apr 1997) Permalink
- Point-Counterpoint: Abortion - U.S. Out Of My Uterus
- Onion (22 Sep 1999) Permalink
- Purple Neon Light Around License Plate Lures Potential Mate
- classic (28 Oct 1998) Permalink
- Report: Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids
- (31 Oct 1997) Permalink
- Report: Swelling Hippie Herds Pose Threat To Delicate Freakosystem
- yet more onion (9 Dec 1998) Permalink
- Rules Grammar Change: English Traditional Replaced To Be New Syntax With
- The message is clear: We must fuck up the mix, or all is lost. (13 Mar 1997) Permalink
- Saddam Hussein Harnesses Cuteness Of Babies For Powerful New Weapon | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
- Am thinking along the lines of "How often do you get the opportunity to harness the power of cuteness for evil?" (29 Jun 2006) Permalink