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- 'Monkey' magic set for revival. 18/02/2006. ABC News Online
- Monkey *is* funky and *never* stops (19 Feb 2006) Permalink
- A grand unified theory of YouTube and MySpace. By Paul Boutin
- "The secret to success is to make everything one-button easy, then get out of the way." (13 May 2006) Permalink
- Apple to 'Switch' to Windows?
- customer support horror stories (17 Feb 2006) Permalink
- Baby, You Mean The World Of Warcraft To Me | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
- And I had no idea Betteridge was writing for the Onion now: (26 Apr 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Americas | US ex-postal employee kills six
- (31 Jan 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Business | US group buys uSwitch for £210m
- Ex-UpMyStreets may be interested. (16 Mar 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | England | Bradford | Mother's drug allergy not checked
- Decimated. Quizzed. Use of 'mother' 'father' etc in headlines: (23 Mar 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | England | Essex | Barrymore facing pool death case
- surely won't televise this, right? (16 Jan 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | England | London | Judges rule against peace vigil
- Apart from being rather sad news, this piece is also making me scream inside. (8 May 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | England | London | Mayor is suspended over Nazi jibe
- quite teh most pathetic thing evah (24 Feb 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | England | London | US pupils barred from London trip
- Sigh. our American cousins. (5 Apr 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | England | London | Whale spotted in central London
- (20 Jan 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | England | Southern Counties | Empty plinth sidelines sculpture
- Possibly the funniest thing EVAH (15 Jun 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Entertainment | BBC defends £36m expenses costs
- i wonder if the supplier of the £8.75 lunch was approved too. (23 Jan 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Cruise 'will eat baby's placenta'
- Cruiser creeping me out... (18 Apr 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Judge creates own Da Vinci code
- Judges rule. (27 Apr 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Entertainment | NBC cuts Madonna 'crucifixion'
- Meanwhile the REAL crazy christians are fuckin over NBC (20 Oct 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Singer Nelson charged over drugs
- A tad of a sitting target, if you wanted to arrest him, I feel. (19 Sep 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Entertainment | X Factor losers top album chart
- This is a problem. If you are a pop wannabe, you are likely to be given the option of doing a Carole King or Bacharach/David cover, and You Have No Fucking Right To Go Near Them. (7 Apr 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Health | Big Brother eyes 'boost honesty'
- I love this bit of research and shall instantly take out a patent on a carapace for speed cameras and CCTV that makes them look like a giant eyeball. (29 Jun 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Health | Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
- Since when did sperm start having their own mobiles? (24 Oct 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Magazine | Have I got (online) news for you?
- Who at the BBC is best mates with John O'Farrell? (19 Sep 2006) Permalink
- BBC News | Politics | Eviction threat in 'respect' plan
- Tough on crime... tough on... problem parents. (10 Jan 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Politics | National 'respect squad' unveiled
- Insane, comic, stupid. (26 Jun 2006) Permalink
- BBC News | Politics | Smoking ban in all pubs and clubs
- one puff and you're in my grasp (14 Feb 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Programmes | Newsnight | A bit of BitTorrent bother
- refreshing candour from the beeb (1 Mar 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Britons unconvinced on evolution
- depressing (26 Jan 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Climate linked to plague increase
- We're all going to die, number 367.8: Climate change leads to bubonic plague. (22 Aug 2006) Permalink
- BBC News | Science/Nature | Stark warning over climate change
- Actually, in the future, you're not going to be flying at all. Enjoy it while you can, suckah! (30 Jan 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Technology | BT goes after broadband gluttons
- But any more that 40Gig a month and you're a filthy pirate. (28 Mar 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Technology | French push to free digital tunes
- Yeah, go France! Stick that in yer apple and smoke it. (21 Mar 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Technology | Google throws out US data demand
- google FIGHT THE POWER! YEAH! (20 Feb 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | Technology | Islamic hackers step up attacks
- an angry swarm of geeks could get all Jihad on yo ass... (9 Feb 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | UK | Call for Europe-wide swastika ban
- For completely understandable reasons, displaying them is illegal in Germany, and (I guess) there's minimal commercial or recreational use in the UK, even if it's presumed to be "ironic" (11 Feb 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | UK | Dog destroys £40,000 Elvis teddy
- Grrr! That teddy moved, I'll git you motherfucker! (4 Aug 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | UK | England | West Yorkshire | BNP duo to face race hate retrial
- Very entertaining. (2 Feb 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | UK | Hamza guilty of inciting murder
- guilty on most counts. (7 Feb 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | UK | Juveniles' DNA recording defended
- how about ProfileYourMP.com? (24 Jan 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | UK | Terror detectives 'find bomb kit'
- Well, there you go (17 Aug 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | UK | UK Politics | Transsexuals 'to get 2 ID cards'
- more ID card nonsense. (31 Jan 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | UK | Why Northampton?
- On the other hand they may have a point. Why indeed? (27 Jun 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | World | Africa | Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
- man marries goat (24 Feb 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | World | Americas | 'Cyber Storm' tests US defences
- Isn't it about now that the Cyberdyne computers launch their attack? (12 Feb 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Congress moves to back tactical nukes
- Tactical nukes? Oh great. Just great (11 Apr 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | World | Asia-Pacific | China acts on funeral strippers
- Lets talk about the tradition of strippers at chinese funerals instead (24 Aug 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | World | Asia-Pacific | Taiwan breeds green-glowing pigs
- wow, luminous pigs, perfect for when you can't find the pig but can't be bothered to turn the light on. (12 Jan 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | World | Europe | 'Top Mafia boss' caught in Italy
- If he talks, things are going to get *very* interesting. (11 Apr 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Austrian girl 'found' after years
- Eeesh (24 Aug 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Oslo gay animal show draws crowds
- Today's best story title (19 Oct 2006) Permalink
- BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Trainers bonanza from cargo wreck
- if you're quick go to holland (11 Feb 2006) Permalink